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An Interview With (John Of) The Nancys
Luke: Hey there's a story about White Flag Waving*. *Mando of White Flag Waving is Luke's brother-in-law.
John: What? Why isn't there a story about the Nancys? Why don't you interview me?
Luke: OK, fine. What's it like to be a Nancy? (Starts typing.)
John: What with the what now?
Luke: See, that's why I'm not going to interview you. You think we can print that? "What with the what now"? What kind of an answer is that?
John: No seriously, what did you say?
Luke: I said, "What's it like to be a Nancy"?
John: This is bullshit. (edit: John suggested I put an exclamation point right here. I don't think it warrants an exclamation point).
Ben: Don't have it be an interview with The Nancys. Just call it "An Interview With John of the Nancys".
John: No, just call it an interview with John, I'll tell you what I think.
(At this point there is some yelling, and at some point Ben takes of his pants.)
John: You know Ben told me I was expendable the other day. It was probably the nicest thing he's ever said to me.
(Starts yelling at Ben, who is now in the other room) I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT IS TO BE A NANCY. IT'S HARD. YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HARD??? BECAUSE YOU MAKE IT HARD!!!
John: You know, it's hard catering to the creme de la creme. Especially with McEntee wandering around in his Micheal J. Fox underpants. If I was gay, I would totally go straight just from looking at him.
Luke: (Reads back "interview")
Ben: Print it.
John: Did you get the part where I detailed what his underwear looked like?
Luke: No, just the part about Micheal J. Fox.
John: That's too bad. That was some gold right there.
*Mando of White Flag Waving is Luke's brother-in-law.