Due to the majority of one-way streets and the inconsistent freeway on-ramps, at any given moment 12 percent of drivers in Portland, Oregon are lost or off of their intended path.

My nipples got reviewed!

No joke.

I'd like to say that's a Rogue-festival first, but it's probably not.

Either way, you've only got three more chances to see my nipples...er...play, including a NEWLY ADDED 8:30 p.m., show Wednesday at Starline.

P.S. There is an actual plot and stuff.

Josh....

congrats on the great write up

break a nipple

-e

"an actual plot ..."

i love how that is becoming a selling point. i was truly worried that people wouldnt go if there wasnt a plot (and im not saying there is much of one, mind you) ... but, yeah, just in case you were wondering, there's a plot.

Lite Brite nips

So, Josh - has anyone actually chipped a tooth on one of your nipples? Your readers deserve to know...

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