I don't claim to be the most cultured guy in the world (I just found out waiters aren't making a mistake when they place more than one fork next to your plate at dinner).

Human beings have an instinctive desire to see a good fight.

My reasons 4 writing 2day r purely selfish. I want 2 b the most read blogger in Fresno. Is that wrong? Will I make friends...enemies...or both?