Fresno Famous

It’s Christmas crunch time and for all you who think that it’s better to give than receive, you’ve got a few more days to get your bases covered.

Remember when I was lamenting how I couldn't think of an independent coffee place that was close(ish) to where I work?

I assumed it would be easy.
I say this remembering what my 10th-grade history teacher said about what happens when you assume.
Ass = u, me.

Let’s start with the math.