Maybe the Holy German Papi need some Bling Bling and red sleaveless jerseys to make him more appealing to tha gangsta crowd.
Face it those old drag robes and crowns are dated and tired.
They scream louder then the gurl in the City Hall closet running for Mayor.
Plus red jerseys with white trim will keep the brown shirt fatherland pure boys happy.
Get him some red fuzzy slippers with jeweled crests on them to wear to the liquor store when he is going to partake in the holy wine.
Your not cool or a real macho man with out your fuzzy slippers and jeweled crests to represent your homies in the Vatican
Let the guys at Pimp My Ride redo the popemoblie.
Throw on some color changing LED's and some spinners.
Add a bar with mini kegs and a fog machine.
Send him rolling bumping that Mass down the street.
Include a GPS navigators to find all the playgrounds, parks and malls when he is kickin it with Fresno's Holy Papis.
Maybe Miss Ruby Productions can help them with makeup tips.
I hear one Fresno Papi is quite good at coloring her hair to look younger at the River Park.

This post is written in jest.
The names have been left off to protect the guilty.
Any similarity to real the behavior of persons in Fresno is a coincidence.
I seriously doubt theyd admit thier behavior implied or otherwise in front of a judge.

Where's a Good Marla and Company Conspiracy when you need one?

The Real Orangebear