Fresno Famous' Famous Whitewater went to the Big Fresno Fair last Friday on his lunch hour. Here is the shocking (well, not really...) video of his lunchtime adventures.
HEAR him talk about his desire for "some sort of sausage"!
SEE him ogle belts and belt buckles (his not-so-secret passion...)!
WITNESS him getting cozy with Manny, Moe & Jack!
SCREAM in horror as you see him eating chocolate-covered bacon "live" on digitial video!
All too SHOCKING!!! All too REAL!!! Not for the SQUEAMISH!!! View at YOUR OWN RISK!!
Sausage?
I got a "sausage" for you. Ha!
That ain't Jesus...is it?
That belt buckle wasn't Jesus. It looked more like Celine Dion to me. Maybe Famous is boasting about his TITANIC-sized manhood (that sank on its maiden voyage)?
Chocolate bacon? REALLY?
Gross.
Holy crotch, Whitewater!
I watched your fair adventures and was a little puzzled by your interest in the Jesus belt buckle. Hmmm... What would wearing a Jesus belt buckle mean, exactly. Are you saying that your loins are holy and sacred--or that they should be worshipped? And when you are on a date, what message does it send to your date? Is having Jesus at the entrance to your adult "fun house" (keeping with the fair theme, okay?) telling your partner that sex with you will be a religous experience or a reminder that they are a (gasp!)common unrepentant whore? Or maybe you just wanted to wear Jesus there to resurrect something??? I just don't know what to think...
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