Fresno Famous

What do you know? It's Sept. and that means it's time again for International Talk Like a Pirate Day. It's on a Saturday (this Saturday), so you won't be able to impress with your co-workers with your extensive knowledge of pirate jokes (it's drivin' me nuts). On the flip side, they won't have to see you wearing your knickers and fake eye-patch.

So, have at it. Because, pirates are cool.

The Johnny-Depp-Keith-Richards-drunken-swaggering ones, anyway.

And the theses ones, too.

But not Somalian ones. No.