Megazone Competition?
So Kendall over at Milano will be pitting some local bloggers and an ex-Roller Derby Grrl against each other in a winner take all Megazone Eating Competition. What they will be taking, I'm not sure, maybe just bragging rights. But I plan on being there to see Famous Whitewater, The Fresnan, E Stewart and Lola La Chola eat themselves silly.
Personally I have my money on Famous, it's always the little guys (no offense)you gotta watch out for. Just like that Japanese dude that always wins the hot-dog eating contests.
So come on out and cheer on your favorite, or just come by to see if someone makes themselves sick with too much food. It's at Milano on Thursday 4/30 at 5pm.
Abe Lopez
You may be wondering why I'm pushing this? I kinda pushed the idea on Kendall, so I would hate to have suggested an idea that bombed.
BURP!
Thats all I have to say about that!
and the winner is...
me!
check out my blog for my photo recap.
tsk tsk
Oh Ed. Ed, Ed, silly Ed. I won't eat, mainly cause I don't want to embarrass you. Besides I don't want to steal the enjoyment of letting the others beat you.
wankers
hey,
you two pretenders can come and eat, too. of course, you won't really be in the competition but you can try and keep up.
i'm beating all comers.
(or, failing miserably)
Don't call down the thunder
Don't call down the thunder Harley if you can't handle it.
That's a deal, Banti. A
That's a deal, Banti. A DEALLLLLLL!!!!!
Rules
I like to eat...but having watched the megazone being prepared, and having watched others attempt to eat it, the three pounds of meat, cheese, veggies...
Kendall, will there be a booby prize for anyone who gives up?
megazone!
Man, wish I could be there, but got family commitments that night.
I'll probably eat a lot or something that evening just so I can feel the commraderie!
HELLS BELLS!!!!!!!
You guys are serious about your free pitcher of beer and $10 gift certificate!!!
Holy Crap...I've already started drinkin the water.
Just a little FYI fellas, I'm no small girl! I will out eat you, drink you under the table THEN do a little happy dance on your filled-up bellies!!!!!
ITS SOOOO FREAKIN ON!!!!!!
signed,
THE UNDERDOG!
Cause I'm such a nice guy
Cause I'm such a nice guy I'm gonna give a tip. The day before Thanksgiving I drink a lot of water to expand my stomach, that way I can glutton myself that much more come Turkey Day. It might help, but don't drink too much.
And Bryan, if you want I challenge you to the next megazone eat off.
look out you three
wiffle,
i just watched a movie about soccer hooligans called green street hooligans. tomorrow, i plan to watch fight club. i will be amped for battle...err...eating.
it's all mind over matter.
They can only make four at a
They can only make four at a time, Bryan. Maybe somebody will puss out and leave a spot open for you.
Thursday night: a blogger or roller girl...dies.
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www.thefresnan.com
Daaammnnn, this is awesome!
Daaammnnn, this is awesome! Is it too late to join the competition???
Exactly!
Can it be non-sanctioned wagering? Kinda like Vegas in reverse; What happens outside of Milano, stays outside of Milano?
Abe
kendall
wait, no wagering?
can i do that under the table?
Can I monitor the womens
Can I monitor the womens restroom? Yes, I am that much of a perv.
Straight
1. you can hide your dog under the table so long as he does not eat your . . . megazone.
2. do you really want me to appoint a bathroom monitor? (any takers?)
3. of course you can come back if you don't finish, self-respect is overrated anyway.
k-
Okay Kendall
So let me get this straight:
*I cant hide my dog under the table and share my Megazone with him?
*I cant go pee pee if I have to?
*I have to eat the entire thing or else I"m kicked out of MIlano forever?
Seriously, WTF was I thinking?
prizes and rules for 5pm thurs contest
btw, the winner gets a pitcher of beer to wash it all down with, and a $10 milano gift certificate.
our chief rule is - no restroom breaks, no restroom breaks and you must finish - our two rules are - no restroom breaks, you must finish, and no sharing . . . - amongst our rules are - no restroom breaks, you must finish, and no sharing.
it's not a "most of" contest. it's an "all or nothing."
good luck and bring it on,
k-
p.s. - PRIZE-sharing will be cordially encouraged.
Oh, also, no wagering.
Winner eats all!
Abe, what are the rules? With any food eating competition there is usually a time limit. The fastest finish time is around 20 minutes if I recall correctly.
UGH
My stomach already hurts!
Come on! There's carbs involved! Girls + Carbs = Bulemia!
Okay I"m changing my tune...go easy on me guys!
it's on
joey,
the lardass approach may be your only hope.
i don't lose.
for added isht and giggles, we should add a "drinks" part to the challenge.
good thing this was posted, i almost forgot i was going to put an eating...err..beating on famous whitewater, wiffle and lola la chola this week.
Joey if you want I can dress
Joey if you want I can dress in fishnets, a short skirt, and wear a wig and pretend I'm you and take your place. Though the goatee may be a dead give away...
WTF!!!!!!!!
Um, what was I thinking????
Eating a MEGAZONE is nothing like knocking a girl on her ass!
I may have to punch Ed in the gut, steal Famous Whitewaters glasses and poke The Fresnan with a stick to win this competition so there better be someone in the crowd cheering for me cause I"m not gonna barf for nothing!
I'm going with the "Lard Ass" approach!
Eating 2 raw eggs, a bottle of castor oil and its barf-o-rama time!!!
Darkhorse Eater
I think all the pressure is on Ed - not sure why though. I'd look out for Lola - she knows how to take on tough competition.
All I can say is, I may be small (that's um, Not What She Said) but my gut isn't and whenever I order a calzone, I finish it off and wish I had more to eat.
I've been training for this my whole life. Bring_it_on.
www.thefresnan.com
If I'm not dead from the
If I'm not dead from the swine flu I'm so there.
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