People and Things i confuse with Bon Jovi
Submitted by Brad on Sun, 02/12/2006 - 12:14.
Here are some things and persons i tend to mix up with bon jovi:
Bryan Adams
Ryan Adams
my toilet
Gwen Stefani
1988
1987
Mike Mancillas
The Rolling Stones
Acid wash shirtless vests
Middle aged women
Pre-drop water drip
Lou Barlow
Vampires
Trevor's dog spencer
Courtney Cox
Weddings
Rouge
Subway Jared
and...
eggs.
Anyone care to add any?
brad to poodle... yes...
I can see the confusion between brad and the poodle... the poodle does need a haircut ( I haven't seen Brad lately). Suzi, how does Bon Jovi make you think of your mom? Has she even been to Jersey?
you guys know too much
all of you know more about this Bon Jovi than me. I thought he was this pushing carpet sweeper thing my mom had. It was like a push lawnmower, but it was like a push vacuumer.(also, it was much smaller than a push lawnmower) You used it inside, and it sort of picked up things off the carpet, but not so well. It was mostly made of metal, but had a sort of brush thing when you looked inside it. This is why I think someone should win tickets to see this thing my mom had that sort of picked up things off of the carpet.
but still
It is true...she did walk with the boss. She still, however reminds me of Mr. Jovi. As does the term panties.
courtney cox...
...we need to check with homeland defence on this, but I believe it was Springsteen who Courtney Cox from the audience (making her debut,) and danced on stage with him in a concert clip... 'Dancing in the Dark.' ...not AnJovi...
...a smidge of Seaside Heights
...the great state of New Jersey takes no responsibility for Jon Bon Jovi (Bongiovi.)
We do however claim Robert Hazard and the Heroes, Bruce Springsteen, and (Philly,) Tommy Conwell and the Young Rumblers, the Hooters, Ken Kweder, Beru Revue, and Todd Rundgren... we'd like to claim George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers, but,,,, well, they're from Delaware...
---longstanding rumor, Bon Jovi got all of his songs for the album 'New Jersey,' by walking around a practice studio -then listening outside the doors of other (rehearsing,) bands.....
and that he smells like Aussie Mega... (not confirmed.) -end of transmission.
All said and done...
it is a handsome poodle
brad to poodle
I often confuse the poodle with Brad, but rarely with Jon Bon.
That's some bad medicine.
have you ever had an egg lay it's hands on you while telling you a story about the guy who used to work on the docks named Johnny?
I honestly can't tell you how many times I'll be staring at an egg, yelling "COME ON!! DO 'SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!'" and then I'll realize... oh... it's an egg.
i should have added your poodle to the list too.
my mom
it's an ongoing issue
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