Fresno opium epidemic narrowly averted
Submitted by jarah on Wed, 05/03/2006 - 11:39.
Fresno's Ying Her was arrested at San Francisco International Airport for trying to smuggle in 17 pounds of opium from Taiwan in dandruff shampoo bottles. Her must have had a serious case of the flakes to need 17 pounds of dandruff shampoo.

that 70's reference
...brings new meaning to 'gee your hair smells terrific.'
(and then there was the 'Body On Tap' Shampoo that had beer in it,,, to which the fetching young lass on the tele informed of this fact, then waved an index finger at the viewer, smiling, '...but dooooon't drink it.'
-had I only seen the commercial first...)
Random funny
This requires a lame joke. I just can't resist.
That is one flaky person that is clearly not head and shoulders above the law!
Have a nice day Fresno!
Ruben/Motown Mojo
Editor
modestofamous.com
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