Well hello there, friends! We have some very important news that you may or may not be privy to by now. DJ Cuckoo (AKA, the one who's not Vance or Sandra; AKA, Alan DeCoronado; AKA, your girlfriend's boyfriend) is turning 27 (or "twenty-sexy" as we like to call it) this weekend. We're all very excited about it, and that excitement factor is about to go right through the roof and into the stratosphere because this Friday night is the big party. No, it wasn't a rumor, it's the honest-to-goodness truth.

Here's the thing; we're starting things off at 8pm. Check that flyer very carefully. That's five bands, plus lots of DJ sets in between and afterwards, plus god knows what else everyone has in store. That's six hours chock-full of insanity, so 8pm means 8pm and the music starts right then and there! Hoppi Potti (plus Ryan Tallman, we hear), The Magic Whores (also playing all special-like), The Batteries (unofficial Meatball Magic house band!), No Cello (yes, plus James), Ira (control yourselves, ladies), special dance sets from guest DJs Cherish and Chardonnay, plus so many others that we can't even begin to think straight! There's something for everybody, even if all you want to do is drink and, like, play pool or something. Or Pac-Man. Watch movies? Any requests for the monitors? Bring 'em on, I bet we've got it.

Friday night at 8pm. Man, that's the perfect time for a party! The Red Lantern will be so easy to find then. Corner of Belmont and Maple. That's like right up the street from everything. It's also right by the 180 and you now have no excuse not to be there, so we'll see you all there. And if we don't? We're never speaking to you again. (Just kidding, we love you like cake!)

Sincerely,
Cuckoo, Heinz, and Cuddles

PS: Cuckoo is very fond of various sundry gifts, tokens, offerings, and libations. Just saying.