Donna from The West Wing has been tapped to play Amber Frey in the CBS made-for-TV movie of "Witness"! Oh Donna. What happened to last season's romantic storyline? One week you're lying in a hospital bed in Germany waiting for Josh to confess his love, the next you're doing a character study at El Cochinito Contento. No word yet on who's going to play Scott; fingers crossed for Rick Solomon.

If you weren't at the last-ever Soma Holidays show at the Starline last Friday, you missed some exciting Fresno punk rock action! Pinkeye has been banned from the Starline, dude! Rumor has it that when manager Mike told them "this is your last song", Pinkeye decided the rock must continue and started playing another song. The club turned on the lights. When that didn't stop them, Starline cut the mics. Manager Mike told them, "If you're gonna pull that rock star stuff you'll be playing Zapp's Park for the rest of your life! You're banned!" For those of you unfamiliar with Fresno bars and clubs, this is kind of like Reedley relegating you to Parlier.

Pinkeye joins a distinguished list of artists and musicians to be banned from the Starline, including Earlimart's Aaron Espinoza.