More data points for the athlete-criminal scatterplot
Submitted by jarah on Mon, 07/10/2006 - 07:39.
The Bee reports that Fresno police have arrested two Reedley College football players for sexually assaulting an 11-year-old girl, and believe eight more junior college football players could be involved.
Police Chief Jerry Dyer told the Bee:
What heightens the tragedy is the fact that these are individuals that we believe to be attending our local colleges and involved in our athletic program, playing football for at least one of these colleges.
Yes, because it would have been less of a tradegy if they hadn't been junior college football players, whose integrity and citizenship is only matched by the Fresno State basketball team.
Ah, nice to be back to real world. Special thanks to Jefferson Beavers for adding a bit of much-needed class and intelligence to this place while we were off sunning ourselves last week!

Punished to the full extent of the law
It's about time these idiot jocks get their comming full punishment for being the fuck ups fools that they are.
Throw the book at them, and make them read it cover to cover.
He's busy learning a new panty lions song. His position has been retired.
assistant editor/sports
Oh, and didn't Famous used to have an "assistant editor/sports" back in the day before the full-blown citizen media site? Whatever happened to that position?
you're welcome, and thanks
Thanks for the kind words, Jarah. Welcome back.
And if my posts on K-Fed and Amber Frey equalled "class" and "intelligence," then we're all in serious trouble.
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