Do you stink and love KISS/Gene Simmons?
Submitted by Motown Mojo on Tue, 10/24/2006 - 13:18.
Hey Fresno! This is Mojo from Modesto Famous. Once in while I will pop in and say hello but Jarah never stops by and says hello to my readers and that makes me very, very sad. Can I put therapy on my expense report Jarah? Wait a minute...can I have an expense report Jarah? :-)
Anyway, I just heard on the radio here that Gene Simmons of KISS fame will be displaying his new perfume line tomorrow in Fresno at Gottschalk's from 4-7. So if you want to see the rock god and smell just like him, cruise by Gottschalk's. I just have to wonder if this smells like body fluid. He has built a life around body fluid. But then again, that Britney Spears perfume spells nothing like old trailers, washed up rappers and trash. Who knows.
Take care Fresno!
Mojo
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visualizing is just not a good thing sometimes
-I'm thinking:
-bottle with silver fanged bottom?
-bat wings on the top?
-flames shooting out during power-chords?
(that will set fire to more than a few stuffed animals on a gal's dressing table, lemme tell ya, -somebody better call the boys at OSHA.)
-and the applicator being a HUGE TONGUE...
(I'll stop right there, thankyou...)
There are scarier things afoot.
what if he goes into a whole line of personal care products???
(...sorry, but somebody has to throw down a flag here, besides, as a fellow New Yorker, I've had the necessary immunizations, and have dated plenty of women who not only looked but smelled like Gene Simmons...
-the Punk Era in ArtSchool was not for the timid...)
(And where are those Conservative Baptist Church Protesters when you really need them...?)
I wouldn't want to mess with your mojo, Mojo!
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