First and foremost, for the love of all things holy (and Jerry Dyer, who may or may not be holy), put some taxi cab numbers in your phone right now. Getting a taxi can be painful in Fresno- waits of 45 minutes to an hour! So, when you order your last drink, give 'em a call. If you're relatively close to home, call Shuttlebugz, the pedicab service. Famous doesn't drive drunk, and neither should you.
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Now onto erasing those painful memories. If they're extremely traumatic, Zapps Park (under new ownership) will be open on Thursday from 4:30pm - 2:00am with drink specials such as $2.00 schnapps (festive!), $2.50 domestic beer (fun!), and $2.50 well drinks (serious issues). Before or after check out Reggae Thursdays at Veni's just a few blocks west of Zapp's on Olive. And no, this isn't close enough for you to drive there drunk.

On Friday dance away the turkey gut with Meatball Magic at the Red Lantern (hello, cab time!) or with Rock en Espanol at Club Fred. Don't miss Reel Pride's screening of Another Gay Movie at the Tower Theater either.

Enjoy the holiday, and we'll see you on Monday!