Fresno Famous

and with cold weather brings...

*Public Service Announcement*

FROM THE GREAT NORTHWEST, NORTHERN PLAINS, NEW ENGLAND, AND MID-ATLANTIC REGIIONS, AND THE GREAT STATES OF NEW YORK, NEW JERSEY, AND THE COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA:

Please be advised that with the recent drop in temperatures to those of (sane,) outdoor levels,
-which now include excellent swimming weather,)
-that various critters of northern clime's will be wandering about, finally able to breathe, wear clothing, and enjoy the great outdoors (and indoors.)

This is also mating season for some.

If you should encounter a large, (or small,) be-sweatered, or hunting shirted creature rummaging around your social activity or place of dwelling,
-make no sudden movements,
-remember that they are friendly,
-perhaps turn Hi-Fi speakers outward, (as they do like to dance,) find suitable music,
-chomp a breath mint,
(or at least offer one,)
-make hot cider,
-and proceed with all due sincerity to help said critter back into 'warm and friendly,' mode.
They are basically good natured, if not a little disoriented.

Keep in mind, this is usually a good time (if properly attired and reasonable tunes are selected.)

Most 'Northern Critters,' are well groomed, have had all their shots, and are quite suitable for wide varieties of fun, frolic, and even can be domesticated for same-house dwelling.

(Just feed once or twice, scratch our bellies, and we're yours forever...)

Note: Use Mexican food sparingly until said 'Northern Critter' is more acclimated to present environment.

If handled properly, 'Northern and Cold Weather Critters,' can provide hours, if not years of stimulating companionship, hi-jinks, and faithful enjoyment... (despite funny accent.)

*End Public Service Announcement*