Sooo.... (first word down. Oooooo...) here is the blog. Whoopie... People always say they remember their "first time"...and that their first time is always less than spectacular. While I doubt if this blog entry will be memorable, it is certainly far from reaching any sort of greatness.

Does anyone really bother to actually READ blogs? Does any one really ever SAY anything in them that's worth reading? All I know is that in writing this and knowing it will be posted, I feel shockingly naked (Yikes!) and EXPOSED (letting it ALL hang out... And, o' what a SCARY image that is---TRUST ME)!

It's about time I penetrated the folds of Fresno Famous. Everyone else in town has. Gasp! Maybe I should use some sort of protection. Who knows where all of you FF-ing people have been! It'd be sooo humiliating (and just my luck) to pick up some sort of cyber herpes just for posting a blog--and on my very first time.

I'd heard of Fresno Famous, but I've only really just explored it. I've also just discovered the joys of MySpace... (http://www.myspace.com/misterfreakshow Okay! Okay! My MySpace needs a lot of help...but it will get there. Eventually. REALLY!). What can I say? I'm a late bloomer.

First times are supposed to be over quickly...usually from over excitement. While I'm less than excited to be writing this (whoopie...) I have no problem ending this now (We could say that I ended this prematurely...but I don't think ANYONE would say that. YAWN! And I'd certainly hate to get a reputation for being premature. Oh my!)

Okay, my first blog experience is over. Was it good for you? (I'm sorry, but I didn't get your name...) Now that we are done and basking in the afterglow (or is that my face turning red from embarrassment?), is this the part where I'm supposed to smoke a cigarette? The only trouble is, I don't smoke...