Does She Get Naked In This?
Submitted by marcel on Fri, 01/12/2007 - 12:36.
UPDATE: 10:30PM, 1/13/07
Due to too many glitches in the system we were going to use to webcast the rehearsal we have decided to cancel the event! We will however be posting a NEW Video soon! Read the rest of the post anyway!
Yes, boys and girls... we are continuing our adventures in Shameless & Blatant Arts Marketing through the Web.
Today's Topic: Live Webcasting of a Rehearsal of TALE END
Reason (as always): B.I.T.S. (Butts In The Seats)
We figured we webcast part of a rehearsal next week...warts and all! This excerpt from the script may actually appear...
HUNTER: It's technically my night off… and everything is covered at the Kingdom.
MS. WHITE: Really? Everything?
HUNTER: Absolutely. It's all is under control.
MS. WHITE: Cross your heart and swear to die?
HUNTER: Cross my heart.
MS.WHITE: Swear to die?
HUNTER: I don't like swearing.
MS. WHITE: You get days off? Oh, that will never do. That's something else I'll have to change when I'm in charge.
HUNTER: You can do that… if that is your pleasure to do so. And until that time comes…
MS. WHITE: My pleasure… I like that. And it will be my pleasure.
HUNTER: In the meantime, can we get on with this?
MS.WHITE: Wait. Remind me why we are here again?
HUNTER: You like bargain shopping?
MS.WHITE: And?
HUNTER: Target stores are a special favorite of yours?
MS. WHITE: Very good. And you're here because?
HUNTER: You need a security detail.
MS. WHITE: And your source of employment that I just happen to own 49 percent of affords you…
HUNTER: My paycheck.
MS. WHITE: So… now we come to the math section… if we add all those elements together… You're here for… ??? It's a "p" word…
HUNTER: To protect you?
MS. WHITE: It's another "p" word. You said it earlier. It goes much better with "You are here for…
HUNTER: Do I really have to do this?
MS. WHITE: There's a prize if you get this right. Try verbalizing… it helps. I am here for… ???
HUNTER: I am here for… your pleasure?
MS. WHITE: Bravo! Now if you will please commit that to memory. I will take as long as I damn well want… and please bear in mind that your protection, presence and patience while I am here is more than generously compensated for.(pause) That's my diva-in-charge persona. Figured I needed one when I take over. What do you think?
Space is limited... to get in on the webcast go to the Theatre J'Nerique site.
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