She's Baaaaaack

Sooo many things wrong with this story. See if you can name them all.
--parkbench

CLOVIS, Calif. (AP) _ Amber Frey, the former lover of
convicted murderer Scott Peterson, is opening a day
spa in a tony Fresno suburb.

Frey said she planned to launch Escape Day Spa with a
Caribbean-themed, adults-only party Thursday evening
in a Clovis shopping center.

A trained massage therapist, Frey said she was happy
to give back to her community by creating jobs through
opening the spa, which is decorated to create a
``Tuscan feel.''

``It's something I've wanted to do since I went to
massage school,'' Frey said. ``It's exciting setting
goals and moving forward with them.''

Frey, who dated Peterson in 2002, later testified for
the prosecution in his trial on charges that he killed
his pregnant wife, Laci, and the fetus she was
carrying on Christmas Eve that year.

Their affair eroded when Frey found out his wife had
disappeared and was the subject of a massive search.

Peterson was convicted of first-degree murder and
sentenced to death in 2004. He remains on death row at
San Quentin State Prison while lawyers mount an
appeal.

Now 32, Frey lives in Clovis with her husband, Robert
Hernandez, and two children.