Sunday's Bee had an unusual number of relevant stories. They're obviously spent because today's lead is about a man who has an American flag. And he flies it. With pride. Over his house.

Who invited the cops? Those media whores at Gardenside Productions are at it again, hammin' it up for the camera. We'd love to do a story on you guys too, *wink*. Mike Oz does some ace investigative reporting on the house party scene. Congrats to Occam's Razor, No Cello, Ira, and Bel and the Dragon for mentions. And for no good reason, Bad Andy!

Forever blue: An extensive piece on redistricting reaches the starling conclusion that politicians manipulate it for their own benefit!

Shit City: Kings County could soon be home to tons of Angelino poo. The pretty diagram of the 7' x 20' x 500' literal piles of shit doesn't seem to be convincing area residents. Famous sees endless tourism opportunities.