Our star writer, Malcom Sosa, has written a startling expose on hofbraus in California: the food was made to increase demand for beer, not to taste good! He's not sure what the old man playing the organ and calling it "jazz" is supposed to do, however.

Also this week we tell you where to do yoga and what movies to watch.

What's up with the Fresno Bee today? There are like articles, like, not culled from the wires. Crazy!