In addition to the "Hi Fresno" (Hiiiiiii Audra!!!), the Tonys brought us Armo-by-marriage Carol Channing. Straight from her stint at Fresno's Armenian old folks home, Mrs. Kullijian did a horrible number with LL Cool J. Yes, it was as scary as it sounds. I guess after telling people to keep it real by drinking Dr. Pepper you'll pretty much do anything.

With gigantic sunglasses covering what must be a trainwreck of a face, Channing flung her stick-legs every which way while she tried valiantly to keep up with the rapping "Lady Love." Thank god your wig didn't fall off, hokis.

Read the play-by-play is at TVgasm.