Submitted by
jarah on Tue, 09/21/2004 - 23:58.

Kopi is our new all-time favorite newsman, unseating the disgraced
Nick Ryan and narrowly beating out
DJ Rass. If you haven't seen him lately, he's trimmed up a bit and has hair! Because his
new wig is too glorious to be photographed, we created a high-tech computer generated replica. The best part about Kopi's wig is that none of KMPH's opening credits have changed, so you get to see the dramatic transformation time and time again. "That's not Kopi!" you'll say, but it is. The new and improved Kopi.
Kopi also rocks because he has way better
acting credits than
Mayor Bubba. Did you know he was on Three's Company, playing Larry's uncle? Or on Perfect Strangers, as Cop #1? Or the gardener on Knight Rider? Or Houdini on The Incredible Hulk? The man was in Beverly Hills Cop II and Private Benjamin! What have you done for me lately,
Angelo?
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Steve Vicious.
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